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Elves: Genuinely the worst film I have ever seen.

  • Dec 12, 2019
  • 1 min read

Last night I left it quite late to watch a film for my Christmas challenge so I wanted something short and sweet so I could get myself to sleep. Clocking in at 76 minutes long 'Elves' (2018), or 'Evil Elves' as it was called on Amazon, seemed a perfect choice. Little did I know that this would be the worst piece of shit I have ever sat through. Consequently, this will be the shortest review I have ever written. This film is not worth your time or mine. There are no redeeming factors. The direction is a joke. The editing atrocious. The acting embarrassing. The plot nonsensical. The script shocking. The sound design horrendous. The lighting laughable. The effects appalling. It is a blatant rip off of 'Truth or Dare' (2018), so much so that it admits to it in the film itself. It claims to be a horror film but the only horror comes from the fact that while this film is accessible there is a small chance I may have to see it again. Don't watch it. Save these precious moments you have in life for anything else. There is nothing here worth the effort it would take you to go on Amazon, search for it and watch it. Minimal effort I know, but still not worth it. I have nothing more to say. It is an abomination of cinema and if you decide to watch it I have absolute no sympathy for you. I have watched some shit in my time but this absolutely shoots straight to the top of that particular list.

 
 
 

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